Survey

The UN conducted a worldwide survey. The only question asked was;

 

 "Would you please give your honest opinion about solution to the food shortage in the rest of the World?"

 

 And the survey was a huge failure, because;

 

 * In the Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,

 * In India, they didn't know what 'honest' meant,

 * In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant'

 * In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,

 * In the Middle East, they didn't know what 'solution' meant

 * In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,

 * And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!